Jan 07

Strap in readers, as we carousel into the new year with a mildly irresponsible and Disaronno-fuelled special episode of Regular Features. Can we perform our features before Old Lazy Booze kisses us goodnight? Let’s find out. FEATURES: Steve is interrupted by a very fussy guest. Gav tries to pawn a dirty goblin’s ring. And Log ... Read more

Jan 14

Hey now, what’s that sound, everybody look, it’s a new episode of the podcast. What happens in this one? I’m so glad you asked. Steve composes his very own Cyberpunk 2077 mission. Joe escapes into the fantastic world of the Lemon Pibwobs. And Log hires a mediator to address recent bullying concerns on the podcast. ... Read more

Jan 21

Elegance. Charm. Big moustache. Poise. Intellect. Their very own pizza oven. Grace. Wit. These are the qualities we look for in an Italian chef, and we will settle for nothing less. What? Oh, we also did a podcast. Mamma mia. Steve delivers what he promises to be his very last feature about teeth. Log codes ... Read more

Jan 29

Rare meat raves. Pick and mix mince raffles. Room temperature offal sermons. Pig gristle quinceaƱeras. They all have one thing in common: they are ground zero for the aching bone rot known only as gout. Log’s got it, and he’s here to send us on a special quest to track down and gargle his favourite ... Read more

Feb 07

Tuck in your elbows, lock eyes with the person you love the most, and then hurl yourself out of the nearest window, because it’s time for another episode of the Regular Features podcast. In this one. Log gets a visit from his good friend Eartha Kitt. Steve takes you on a saucy Loyd Grossman adventure. ... Read more

Feb 12

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but you know what it does gather? A lot of freaking attention that’s what. And the last thing we want is the police snooping around here. In this episode, Log focuses his powerful forgiveness beams onto the back of your hand until you yelp in pain. Steve uncovers the ... Read more

Feb 21

I’m writing this in the bath, so I’ll be brief. In this episode, Steve reports on how the newest Martian rover narrowly avoided wasp-induced catastrophe. Joe reveals he is Sia’s honest-to-goodness cousin and demands access to his rightful family fortune. And Log has gone koo-koo bananas for the latest Yakuza game for the games computer. ... Read more

Feb 28

https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/435-the-gorbo-vibe What is the Gorbo Vibe? If you have to ask, it’s not for you. And if you don’t have to ask, well you come across as aloof and so it’s also not for you, sorry. I don’t make the rules. In this ep (short for episode), Gavin starts running but runs straight into a ... Read more