You know how submarines are designed to go under the water and do torpedos and pinging and that? Well we’ve just come up with an idea for a new type of submarine that goes above the water. We can’t give you any more details but let’s just say it’s called a SURmarine, it can carry 140 tactical nuclear warheads, and you CAN’T get it wet.
In this episode of Regular Features, we receive a letter from an underwater-faring surmarine. Log checks in with our old friend Wolf Blitzer. And Joe envisions how each of us would die in a Cluedo-style murder mystery type scenario.