419: Should’ve Gone To Dream Pterodactyl

Do you ever get that thing where you’re just about to fall asleep and you suddenly feel yourself falling and you jerk yourself awake again? That’s us, giving you a little goodnight kiss. Sorry, we just can’t help ourselves!

In this episode, Log dreams up an entire Steve feature. Steve is sick and tired of Specsavers sending him letters about his untested eyeballs. And Gav is a reassuring presence keeping everything from falling to pieces.

417: Haunted Space Treasure

We’re back to basics, stripped down, nude and unplugged. Log takes us to a haunted manor. Steve searches the cosmos for treasures untold, and Gav spends the night in a spooky, nay-spook-tastic, cottage. That’s right, it’s Regular Features doing what it does best: premature, mid-October ghost whimsy. Enjoy!

416: Pubwatch Wizard Squash

Let us whet your ears with our special ear-whetting words. Are they whet yet? Then let’s begin, baby.

In this episode, Steve is chased around his place of work by a mean wizard. Joe invites us on a squash flavoured adventure of pickleball proportions. And Log reports back from yet another informative and helpful pubwatch session that’s not an absolute waste of his time.

415: Akon City Trump Rap

In this episode of the Regular Features podcast, Joe investigates Akon’s ambitious city building side gig, Steve waxes poetic about Trump’s havin’ honked up a hot guff of rona, and Gav uncovers the hidden meaning behind the song titles of some of your most revered rap megastars. I wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t seen it with my own two eyes.

413: Honey I Nutted The Cheerios

Grab the heaviest spoon in the kitchen and tuck into this week’s big bowlful of ice cold Regular Features, fortified with so much vitamin BEE it will make your freakin’ head spin off into a bin and the bin man come and he take it away. Wow!

In this episode, Gav challenges you to name the cereal in his mouth, Steve has been forging documents, and a-Log-forever-on-the-backfoot scrambles to implement yet more last-minute government-mandated pandemic accommodations to his confused pub.

PODCAST NOTES: The following illegal Nottingham pubs are not adhering to Public Health England’s COVID-19 social distancing measures and should be reported to the police:

The Crown and Two More Crowns — 35 Marrow Lane
Juicy Susan’s Inoteca — Unit H, Sneinton Business Park
Crazy Brian’s Electric Pub — 9b Forthwith Ave
The King Walliams — Corner of 55th and Madison
Brewdog Nottingham — 20-22 Broad St

410: Dark Milk Teeth

Open your hearts and close your eyes, fill your boots and empty your pockets, it’s another episode of the Regular Features podcast. In this one, Joe’s been eating in a dark room, Steve’s been investigating his dentist’s personal habits, and Log’s courted sponsors of the dairy variety.

My pasta is boiling over so I must stop writing this description x