Strap in readers, as we carousel into the new year with a mildly irresponsible and Disaronno-fuelled special episode of Regular Features. Can we perform our features before Old Lazy Booze kisses us goodnight? Let’s find out.
FEATURES: Steve is interrupted by a very fussy guest. Gav tries to pawn a dirty goblin’s ring. And Log has been to the opticians to get his eyes scooped out.