Hey, you know how a demure Helen O’Connell asks Dean Martin how he likes his eggs in the morning (in the hit song “How D’ya Like Your Eggs In The Morning”), and how it should be pretty obvious to everybody that she’s coyly inviting him to stay the night?
But then a horny and oblivious Dean Martin keeps replying with “I LIKE MINE WITH A KISS” and “REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT EGGS, JUST GOTTA GET MY FREAKIN KISSES” and later, “I WILL TRANSFORM INTO AN ANGRY MONSTER IF IT’S JUST EGGS AND WE DON’T ACTUALLY SHAG BTW”.
And then people in the 1950s were like, damn that guy’s cool. Let’s nickname him “The King of Cool” for that. Let’s put him in a Rat Pack for that. It’s just something to think about!
In this episode, Steve shares his favourite scene from hot kitchen drama The Bear, Joe remasters a beloved racket-and-ball sports series, and Log attempts to get his texts read out on 6 Music. Gav is there, making sure we all behave.