Chestnuts roasting on an open fire… writes the crime scene investigator in his crime solving notepad, as he shakes his head and cries into an evidence bag in the charred ruins of a house. It was a crime scene investigation this entire time, that’s the twist. Please be fire safe this Christmas! Turn off your Christmas lights and don’t play with candles.
Okay! Let’s have some Regular Features. In this one, Log has some advertisements for other podcasts on the Regular Features network. Steve writes a jilted Log/Joe gem-hunt fanfic. Joe recalls his favourite Christmas song.