How did you get in here? This is a supposed to be a private crematorium. You shouldn’t be riding your penny farthing around the crematorium honking on that antique horn of yours. Watch out for that pile of unburnt cadavers! Oh no, you’ve knocked them all over and their toe tags got all mixed up – now we won’t know which grieving widows get which urns. Look, we promise we won’t tell on you for goofing around the crematorium if you don’t tell the widows we’re doling out rando-ashes. Deal? Deal!
In this episode, Joe discovers another celebrity NFT grift. Steve’s seen the new Lord of the Rings: Gollum game. And Log’s been to Big London on a riverboat tour.