There’s a legend around these parts, a legend about a kid who filled his belly button with bird seed and waited in the garden. “Any minute now”, he thought, “a robin will land on my tummy and eat the seed out of my belly button!”
But the Robin never came, because the boy kept rolling around and shouting and farting. His mother came out and said “you’ll never catch a robin if you roll around, shouting and farting!” And the boy said “well I don’t want a Robin then, Robins can suck it”. And you know what? That little boy grew up to be the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991.
Enjoy this episode of Regular Features, where a little crab with a secret teaches Sophie Ellis-Bextor the meaning of death, a goose gets looser than she’s used to, and the full geometrical range of the Dr Oetker factory gets explored in thrilling detail!
Onion Capers Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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