367: Shitting Roomba and the Techno Douche

Well well well, if it ain’t a Reader, come crawlin’ back to my Regular Features Saloon, cap in hand, hopin’ for another dose of that features medicine y’all need so much. I betcha want a little bit of Log trying to be business-like, or a story from oooool’ Matt about his mouse dealings. Haha I betchoo even want a bit of Joe contributin’ nothin’ of significance because his feature was retroactively deemed bad. OK OK you can have a lil sip this time, but DON’T expect me to take such kindness on you in fyootcha. PTOOIE! I spat a tobacco to show you I mean biz-i-ness. PTOOIE!!!!

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