170: The Best Kranglemas Present Ever

It’s important not to confuse Krampus with Kranglemas, as we have here. Why is it important? You will find out when the shapes coalesce in your vision to a compass point that you feel compelled to follow. You will embark on an odyssey that will lead your friends to desert you, and comfort to become a distant, taunting memory. The one lesson that you will refuse to learn until the very end was that your journey was a repulsive indulgence, and that you chose this pain because it was easier to bear than another Christmas dinner with your fucking nan going on about fuck all

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