It’s important not to confuse Krampus with Kranglemas, as we have here. Why is it important? You will find out when the shapes coalesce in your vision to a compass point that you feel compelled to follow. You will embark on an odyssey that will lead your friends to desert you, and comfort to become a distant, taunting memory. The one lesson that you will refuse to learn until the very end was that your journey was a repulsive indulgence, and that you chose this pain because it was easier to bear than another Christmas dinner with your fucking nan going on about fuck all
