417: Haunted Space Treasure

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We’re back to basics, stripped down, nude and unplugged. Log takes us to a haunted manor. Steve searches the cosmos for treasures untold, and Gav spends the night in a spooky, nay-spook-tastic, cottage. That’s right, it’s Regular Features doing what it does best: premature, mid-October ghost whimsy. Enjoy!

416: Pubwatch Wizard Squash

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Let us whet your ears with our special ear-whetting words. Are they whet yet? Then let’s begin, baby.

In this episode, Steve is chased around his place of work by a mean wizard. Joe invites us on a squash flavoured adventure of pickleball proportions. And Log reports back from yet another informative and helpful pubwatch session that’s not an absolute waste of his time.

415: Akon City Trump Rap

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In this episode of the Regular Features podcast, Joe investigates Akon’s ambitious city building side gig, Steve waxes poetic about Trump’s havin’ honked up a hot guff of rona, and Gav uncovers the hidden meaning behind the song titles of some of your most revered rap megastars. I wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t seen it with my own two eyes.

414: Rainy Stink Eggs

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Steve ranks a box of eggs. Joe got a big damn stink following him around. Gav has become infatuated with the rain. You can’t say fairer than that, can you? If you can, if you’re able to say fairer than that, please write to us and let us know how you did it, because we’re stumped.

413: Honey I Nutted The Cheerios

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Grab the heaviest spoon in the kitchen and tuck into this week’s big bowlful of ice cold Regular Features, fortified with so much vitamin BEE it will make your freakin’ head spin off into a bin and the bin man come and he take it away. Wow!

In this episode, Gav challenges you to name the cereal in his mouth, Steve has been forging documents, and a-Log-forever-on-the-backfoot scrambles to implement yet more last-minute government-mandated pandemic accommodations to his confused pub.

PODCAST NOTES: The following illegal Nottingham pubs are not adhering to Public Health England’s COVID-19 social distancing measures and should be reported to the police:

The Crown and Two More Crowns — 35 Marrow Lane
Juicy Susan’s Inoteca — Unit H, Sneinton Business Park
Crazy Brian’s Electric Pub — 9b Forthwith Ave
The King Walliams — Corner of 55th and Madison
Brewdog Nottingham — 20-22 Broad St

410: Dark Milk Teeth

Open your hearts and close your eyes, fill your boots and empty your pockets, it’s another episode of the Regular Features podcast. In this one, Joe’s been eating in a dark room, Steve’s been investigating his dentist’s personal habits, and Log’s courted sponsors of the dairy variety.

My pasta is boiling over so I must stop writing this description x

409: How To Clean Your Unicorn

Hey Google spiders, wrap your little legs around this bad boy. Steve lays out the steps required to properly disinfect a desk. HOW HIEGHT IS A TOM CRUISE. Gav’s been off to see Tenet. BERNIE SANDERS NUDES PICS THANKS. And Log has had a visit from a detective horse who investigates cryptic murders. VIDEO OF CAT.

Alright, we’re done here. Wrap it up and let’s go.

408: Mac DeMarcosoft Flight Simulator

Every time I upload these episodes it asks me to select a genre, and so I scroll down to the “comedy” tag and select it with all the unearned confidence of a Jimmy Carr type person, boldly declaring that what we do is so categorically hilarious that an entire Amazon Web Services database needs to know about it. I am disgusting. Hello.

In this episode, Gav is haunted by real sausages, real mash. Steve encounters a weirdo tutorial in Microsoft Flight Simulator. And Log is here too, an undercurrent of delight in a riptide of shite.