421: Urethra With Us Or Against Us

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Joe screams and howls until flying kicks are reinstated in society. Steve brings you a hands-on preview of the new PlayStation. And Log embarks on an journey right up Joe’s, well, umm, how else can we put this, penois.

Well, let’s not waste any more time. The quicker we start the quicker we’re done and we can all get back into bed.

420: Claim Your Free Yacht Bird

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This episode entitles you to one free yacht, redeemable at your nearest marina. Log will tell you everything you need to know to get the most out of your new boat. Then Joe will unravel his own misapprehensions about what a bird is descended from. Then we’ll break for lunch, have a think about what we’ve all done, and come back for more juice.

Love you!

419: Should’ve Gone To Dream Pterodactyl

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Do you ever get that thing where you’re just about to fall asleep and you suddenly feel yourself falling and you jerk yourself awake again? That’s us, giving you a little goodnight kiss. Sorry, we just can’t help ourselves!

In this episode, Log dreams up an entire Steve feature. Steve is sick and tired of Specsavers sending him letters about his untested eyeballs. And Gav is a reassuring presence keeping everything from falling to pieces.

418: The Alienest Fiverr Timezone

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Hey, it’s me, the Regular Features Podcast. Let me open up way wide for you. Excuse me. Wow, what have we got here?! Gav has rented a Morgan Freeman voice. Joe has got the Alienest alien show of London. And Steve refuses to put his clock back, like a real time criminal. Hope you like our voices because that’s all this is, baby.

417: Haunted Space Treasure

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We’re back to basics, stripped down, nude and unplugged. Log takes us to a haunted manor. Steve searches the cosmos for treasures untold, and Gav spends the night in a spooky, nay-spook-tastic, cottage. That’s right, it’s Regular Features doing what it does best: premature, mid-October ghost whimsy. Enjoy!

416: Pubwatch Wizard Squash

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Let us whet your ears with our special ear-whetting words. Are they whet yet? Then let’s begin, baby.

In this episode, Steve is chased around his place of work by a mean wizard. Joe invites us on a squash flavoured adventure of pickleball proportions. And Log reports back from yet another informative and helpful pubwatch session that’s not an absolute waste of his time.

415: Akon City Trump Rap

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In this episode of the Regular Features podcast, Joe investigates Akon’s ambitious city building side gig, Steve waxes poetic about Trump’s havin’ honked up a hot guff of rona, and Gav uncovers the hidden meaning behind the song titles of some of your most revered rap megastars. I wouldn’t believe it if I hadn’t seen it with my own two eyes.

414: Rainy Stink Eggs

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Steve ranks a box of eggs. Joe got a big damn stink following him around. Gav has become infatuated with the rain. You can’t say fairer than that, can you? If you can, if you’re able to say fairer than that, please write to us and let us know how you did it, because we’re stumped.

413: Honey I Nutted The Cheerios

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Grab the heaviest spoon in the kitchen and tuck into this week’s big bowlful of ice cold Regular Features, fortified with so much vitamin BEE it will make your freakin’ head spin off into a bin and the bin man come and he take it away. Wow!

In this episode, Gav challenges you to name the cereal in his mouth, Steve has been forging documents, and a-Log-forever-on-the-backfoot scrambles to implement yet more last-minute government-mandated pandemic accommodations to his confused pub.

PODCAST NOTES: The following illegal Nottingham pubs are not adhering to Public Health England’s COVID-19 social distancing measures and should be reported to the police:

The Crown and Two More Crowns — 35 Marrow Lane
Juicy Susan’s Inoteca — Unit H, Sneinton Business Park
Crazy Brian’s Electric Pub — 9b Forthwith Ave
The King Walliams — Corner of 55th and Madison
Brewdog Nottingham — 20-22 Broad St