You know how cute it was when Bambi learned how to walk? And she, or he, or whatever the fuck Bambi was, just kept falling over? Take it from us: it was adorable. Now, imagine how charming that scene would be as an audio download. Just listening to the sound of a panicked deer slumping and sliding around your bedroom.

We’re on episode 300-odd at the time of writing, and people still talk in hushed tones about Steve’s “Volcano or Paedophile?” features. And Log’s Doctor Who universe fanfics went on to be a regrettable “thing” for hundreds of episodes to come. 

It simply doesn’t get spicier than this. If this were a meatball, an impartial observer would feel compelled to say “that’s a spice-a-de podcast”, and other people would have to say “what are you talking about? It’s a meatball. Stop listening to it.” But it’s not a meatball, really. It’s a podcast.