eing five years old is great – you usually get a BMX for your birthday, and maybe even a cake that looks like Spider-Man. This week’s episode of Regular Features isn’t as exciting as that. Steve gets confused about films, Gavin chats a load of shit about Star Wars and actresses and inventions or something, and Matt fails to contain his own sense of self-importance in an utterly spectacular manner. STAY TUNA FOR MORE EXCITING SOON.