Hello! This is the twelfth episode. You’ve got to give us that. It’s a bare statement of the facts, you can hardly deny it. What is wrong with you today? Why are you being like this? Why can’t you just enjoy the fact that Steve’s dog is dead? Why can’t you just enjoy Log’s new episode of Life’s Too Short for what it is? Why can’t you let Matt’s half-formed rage about pregnant women froth cheekily around your ankles? And what the hell is Gav’s feature actually about? Something about the future, or the past? We’re sure as shit certain that we couldn’t work it out.

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