Welcome to 2012! By our calculations, the world should have ended two days ago, when loads of Skittles fell into a volcano – creating a molten rainbow of lethal fruit flavour. On the off-chance that I’m still alive, I might as well post this load of old bullshit up for you to listen to. And our resolution for 2012 – to tell each other our features in advance, so we don’t get two features about New Years Resolutions.