19: The Luxury Model

Look, I have a terrible time remembering things. If you hoisted up your shirt for a second, and ask me to memorise your stomach, I’d be so stressed about whether you wanted me to look at your nipples, navel, or the patterns of your swirling gut hair, that I’d just go cross-eyed and think about something else. So that’s why I can’t remember what Matt’s feature was. Or Steve’s.

Oh wait, I just remembered Steve’s. He was having a fucking laugh.

Anyway, one thing I’m absolutely certain of – it’s all top rank, and the perfect way for this podcast to come out of its awkward teens and start thinking about getting a job.