Hey, did you know? There are exactly as many members of Regular Features as there are Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Our weapon proficiencies roughly match up too. Log, for example, is *such* a Michelangelo, but rather than using dual nunchucks he prefers to fight with a bo staff, which you’ll note is typically the weapon used by Donatello. Besides that one discrepancy we are identical in every way.