17: Would You Like Rice With That?

Here’s your feature platter for this epiSODe

Log recounts a fairy tale about Steve’s worklife difficulties, and finishes with a controversial haiku. Steve takes the opportunity to initiate a rhyming battle that would make 50 Cent rub his eyes and throw away a brandy bottle, before Matt capitalises on a dead dictator’s infatuation with Condoleezza Rice with an outstanding letter-writing quiz.

Quickly what is your favourite name for a clump of grass? If you said SOD then that is because I controlled your mind. If you didn’t say sod then you have just qualified to join our space programme there are space suits in the next room thank you for coming