Regular Features 494: 10 PRINT “Hello Son” 20 GOTO 10

Some days you’re the horse. Other days you’re the horse’s secret collection of amethysts he keeps under a big pile of hay in his stable.

In this episode, Log tries to fill a printer-shaped hole in his soul with a laserjet. Matt springs a painterly pop-quiz on us. And Steve finds a way to reconcile with his dad. Let’s go!