Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Now imagine it’s a speedboat, and you’ve broken every maritime law there is, and you’re on the run from the boat police. Now stop, calm down. None of this is happening, and you’re listening to Regular Features actually.
Log has written his own pub menu app, and Gav is gestating a viral tweet that’s just aching to be twooted. Steve stands lookout, in case the pigs start sniffing around.
