Well, that title’s nothing if not attention-seeking.
LOG! Discusses the possible scenarios in life where an imminent Godchild might ask him for guidance.
GAV! Brings up the story of a man who wanks into threshers – but only if they’re full of excrement
STEVE! asks us to differentiate between glaciers and mass murderers – which is all very well, but we don’t even know what a glacier is.
Listen it up, fuck buddies!