Idea – why don’t I use this space to tell you about the features in the show?
GAV takes us on a brief tour of domestic unhappiness as we enjoy the story of a distraught foster mother.
STEVE tells us about his day, which involves a budding friendship with a revolting UKIP MEP.
Finally, LOG recounts a tale from his holiday that will make you shiver with injustice. It is honestly the worst thing that has happened to any human being, in the field of breakfast buffets.
MATT simply isn’t there.