“Come on baby, light my fire.”
“Papa’s got a brand new bag.”
“Baby, You’re A Rich Man.”
“Wee Papa rule the dance.”
This is why babies and poppas can’t get along. They don’t listen, and end up talking a load of clueless shit to each other.
Speaking of which – segues!
If you want to watch Matt’s rap video, it is here:
Or it was, anyway. We wrote this eight years ago, links get broke. If you want to look at the picture of the naked girl, you are filth. But yeah, it’s here. Same caveat