28: Sponsored Wedding Muggers

Steve, Gavin, and the Streaky Bonehead – as perceived by the human camera, Log

If I have one pet peeve it’s when people say “Titled, imaginatively enough,” to be defusing and self-deprecating about a predictable title. The next person I hear saying this will be subjected to a long crusade of charm and courtship, until I finally get them to marry me, at which point I will transform into a lifelong abusive monster. And I will never tell them why.