Guess what? It’s us again. I know right? We’re interminable. Can’t keep us off this thing. In this episode, Gav fights back against unimaginatively titled porn parodies, Log discovers Dominic Cummings’s old diary, and Steve finds a curious guest has … Continue reading
[soundcloud url=”https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/398-born-to-run-the-cia”] Live show! 8pm BST, June 13th on our YouTube channel. We weren’t here for you last week, so have a luxurious king size episode on us. Lay down on it baby, roll around, grind your muddy shoes into … Continue reading
Pot the reds then screw back for a brand new episode of the hippest podcast on the baize. It’s Regular Features, you filthy little pocket botherers, and this week we’ve gone simply loopers for the ol’ spoopers. The snockets, the … Continue reading
Don’t you just hate it when you get a duff Kinder Egg and the capsule is just full of matted old hair? Sure, you could try to prop the wiry tuft up next to your completed collection of Tiny Terrapins … Continue reading
Here’s a nice little edible arrangement for you. BITE into Log’s feature about competitive horniness. SUCKLE on Joe’s story of an elk in a department store. NIBBLE on Steve’s heart-wrenching tale of horseloss. Then give us your biggest smile, because … Continue reading
You know how you can revive a sleepy bee with a tiny teaspoon of sugar water? That works on us too. In fact, why don’t you come round when this is all over and pipette some of that sweet shug-shug … Continue reading
It’s more important than ever to keep your mind and body in tip top shape, so this week we bring you the full spectrum of mental and physical stimulation. Log titillates your retinals with his rainbow reviews, Joe speculates your … Continue reading
Log runs us through his Zoom meeting bingo card, Steve is torn to shreds by the irradiating power of 5G masts, and Gav concludes the saga of his encounter with a blue tick scammer. This one gets *messy* towards the … Continue reading
No need to pack your tiger for this one, because this episode’s got loads of them just lying around for free. Tigers in the rafters. Tigers in the floorboards. Tigers in the void between the walls. An entire tiger compressed … Continue reading
Hello again, it’s us, dem boys with dem fancy teeth who keep comin round to fill up your brain with our special noises. In this episode, Log has tips and tricks for pivoting to pizza delivery, Steve has tips and … Continue reading