[soundcloud url=”https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/401-the-bad-fairy-liquid-baby-is-teleporting-the-grease-into-my-stomach”] So I guess we’re doing another hundred of these things? Alright then. Easy. Doesn’t even bother us. Gav digs up feature dregs from the bottom of the ideas barrel and dusts them off, good as new. Steve is … Continue reading
No need to pack your tiger for this one, because this episode’s got loads of them just lying around for free. Tigers in the rafters. Tigers in the floorboards. Tigers in the void between the walls. An entire tiger compressed … Continue reading
IT’S TIME ONCE AGAIN TO BECOME ONE WITH THE INEFFABLE COSMIC CLOUD THAT IS SOME FEATURES. SNIFF THE DIRTY SPACE DUST THAT CAME OUT OF THE PUSSY PALS. MARVEL AT THE NEBULAN LIGHTS COMING FROM A CONSTELLATION OF A WELL … Continue reading
Welcome to the new Millennium. Here is a podcast that is exactly the same as it always was and always will be. We’re not changing and if you ask us to we’ll scream and we’ll scream and we’ll scream and … Continue reading
Have YOU voted in the 2019 election? If you have then here’s a special podcast as a present just to say thanks.
It’s a guilt bonanza as Joe, Log and Steve collectively decide to write almost entirely about religion for reasons that will probably become terrifyingly clear to them on their deathbed (they’re all going to die together in the same bed). … Continue reading
What do the Cheeky Girls have in common with a small, stuffed blackbird? Both of them inspire us to greater things. Would you like to know more? Listen to this week’s episode of the Regular Features podcast, and be enlightened
There’s just no getting away from it, we’ve done another episode of a podcast and we’re not going to apologise. I’m sorry but that’s just how it is. Wait, that’s a Simpsons joke, I swear I thought of it independently. … Continue reading
Only two boys turned up this week, but thankfully those two boys were LOG and MATT, who are very capable indeed thank you very much. There’s legs going crazy, there’s Assange getting arrested and erotic, and strike me down if … Continue reading
Nothing in this world is certain except Dale Winton coming at you with some celery, demanding you feed it to him, and then slapping it out of your hand and turning away coquettishly when you try to. And taxes. In … Continue reading