The Haunting Of Blyth Manor A2 Woodcut Print
£39.00
Only 3 left in stock
Description
(UK postage costs of £9 are included in the price)
One of our most loyal and quite frankly lovely readers is called Tory. She’s a Patreon, a customer in my pub, and a colossal fan of birds. In the past, she’s been inspired by Steve’s feature about the worst Popes, one of which was a bad bird pope. This feature tickled Tory’s foof so pink she whipped out a chisel and made a real life woodcut of Steve’s Bad Papal Winged Dingus.
So when I did a feature in Episode 417 called The Haunting of Blyth Manor, you can imagine Tory’s delight when the Manor was not, in fact, haunted by boring dead humans, but was in fact full of many alive birds, and committed to recreating the Manor House, and every fuckin’ bird I mentioned. From the ostrich that answered the door to the woodpecker who provided the beats, Tory created a woodcut work of art, that’s not only great, it’s big. So if you want a limited edition A2 woodcut print of Blyth Manor, emblazoned with the mottos of my family: “If Beaks Could Shush” and “I thought ghosts were supposed to be dead humans and not alive birds”, you can now buy one for A THOUSAND POUNDS. No wait OK it’s thirty quid. Tory did this as a genuinely kind fundraiser for my pub – so you’d not only be owning a bit of Regular Features history, you’d be helping me out, the King BIlly. By the way, did you know I ran a pub? I don’t like to talk about it
Additional information
| Weight | 0.8 kg |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 6 × 6 × 42 cm |
Wee Jocky McToot –
Quite frankly, if you plan on buying any large woodcut print of a bird and ghost joke from a comedy podcast, it should be this one.
Tory included a darling little note in my tube of goodness; and a voucher entitling me to a go on Log’s back if I ever stop by the King Billy. That’s probably a workplace crime, but I’m not a lawyer so I’ll probably take them up on it. If the Rozzers are reading this, I am pleading entrapment, for this and my many other crimes.
The actual print is wonderful, a nice thick paper stock so it will mount well. I look forward to many years of explaining it to people as it sits pride of place above the guest bed. I will also endeavour to recreate the haunting in an effort to spook anyone staying, attributing the paranormal activity to their over active imagination, or the ghost of the desiccated seagull that fell out of the chimney two Christmases back.
5 stars.
Bee-m Me Up, Ashley (verified owner) –
Very happy with this! A beautiful (if a manor haunted by alive birds could be considered ‘beautiful’) print with lovely detailing, from the largest ostrich to the smallest blackbird, all printed in fantastic quality. Thanks, Tory!