Log Will Find It In His Heart To Forgive You
£10.00 – £2,005.00
Hi, I’m Log. And for just five pounds, I will find it in my heart to forgive you.
I don’t even want to know what you’ve done. In fact, let’s never talk of this again. You were just being thoughtless. It’s easily done. I’m sure I’ve done or said something just as stupid and hurtful in my long years on this unkind planet.
So let’s just put this behind us. Move on. OK? Good. I’m glad we can all be grown up about this.
And while I’ve got your attention, I’m currently offering a forgive and forget bundle that comes with an cast iron guarantee that I won’t throw this back in your face the next time I’m upset, for whatever reason. And you know what a pissy little prick I can be, so if you’re going to plump for anything, that’s the one you should be plumping for.
Have you paid your money? Good. Thank you. Now do a jingle
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