Leftover T-Shirts From A Bygone Beloved Era

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Look at those lads! This is the Primal Era of Regular Features, printed before Joe joined the podcast as a permanent fixture. With Steve over your dextrous right nip and Log obscuring your sinister left nip, ladies with larger bosoms can enjoy the shape of their bodies making Matt and Gav kiss in their cleavage.

It’s a win-win – both for you, and Steve and Log, who get to watch.

These T-shirts are ideal for:

• anyone who misses Matt
• people who just wish that Joe looked a bit more like Matt

They are NOT to be used for:

• protesting Joe’s continued presence
• flashing your tummy at the police

That’s not to say Matt’s left the podcast – he hasn’t – he’s just doing the opposite of Log, who’s done three “leaving the podcast” features now, but still won’t stop turning up.