Live show! 8pm BST, June 13th on our YouTube channel.
We weren’t here for you last week, so have a luxurious king size episode on us. Lay down on it baby, roll around, grind your muddy shoes into the sheets and just soak it all up at your own pace. 58 minutes, hoo-whee, that’s long enough to make whoever edited it wonder if they left a big chunk of something in there that they shouldn’t have.
Gav’s mam’s got WhatsApp quibbles, Steve’s left glute’s got muscle troubles, and Joe’s ears have got podcast bubbles. It’s Regular Features, ahaaaa. Kept you waiting, huh?
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Pot the reds then screw back for a brand new episode of the hippest podcast on the baize. It’s Regular Features, you filthy little pocket botherers, and this week we’ve gone simply loopers for the ol’ spoopers. The snockets, the cue stew, the hot pink smackers. It’s SNOOKER baby, and that’s all she wrote.
Log’s got a side-gig writing for right-wing journals. Joe is doing the snooker thing I just mentioned. And Steve’s been watching too much RuPaul to do anything else of note.
Don’t you just hate it when you get a duff Kinder Egg and the capsule is just full of matted old hair? Sure, you could try to prop the wiry tuft up next to your completed collection of Tiny Terrapins and pretend that all is well, but it just doesn’t fit in, and to be frank, it stinks of petrol.
Anyway. In this episode, Log recalls the times he met Joe, Steve recalls the time Stephen Hendry was trapped inside his own panic room, and Matt goes nips deep in the stalk market. Hell’s bells, let’s do this.