403: Werner Herzog’s Coin Drafts

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[apologies for one CRACKLY mic, your headphones are FINE]

Hey, it’s another piping hot rod of Regular Features. You could set your watch to these recent few episodes, but it would be a very bad watch and you’d frequently show up to appointments days late, banging on the windows and demanding to be allowed inside for your mani-pedi or whatever it is that readers do these days.

In this one: Log gingerly fingers his way through his drafts folder. Steve fingerly gingers his way through Rishi Sunak’s new budget. And Joe smingerly dingers his twinger until it makes a real mess all over Jeremy Clarkson… in a Werner Herzog voice!

Love ya x

402: Political Bee Teeth

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Politics. It’s bloody everywhere. Keir Starmer. Wow. In this episode of the Regular Features podcast, Gav’s gone politics mad about a biscuit baby, Steve has an entire parliament of teeth to contend with, and Joe does some serious bee science.

The ayes have it.

Let’s go.

401: The Bad Fairy Liquid Baby Is Teleporting the Grease into my Stomach

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So I guess we’re doing another hundred of these things? Alright then. Easy. Doesn’t even bother us. Gav digs up feature dregs from the bottom of the ideas barrel and dusts them off, good as new. Steve is being haunted by a horrible adult baby who lives under the sink. And Log prepares his pub for a socially distanced reopening.

We hope you enjoyed the last 400 episodes half as much as you’re going to enjoy the next 400. Thanks for all the support. We love you x

400: The Lockdown Live Extravanganza

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We did what no other podcast has the balls to do – a livestream live show!
We’re sad we couldn’t celebrate in a pub with you guys but hopefully this is the next best thing.

Because this is a live show, please excuse the odd audio glitch. Despite doing 400 episodes of this and inventing podcasting as a medium, we’re still very much finding our feet when it comes to actually recording audio.

BONUS: 4 Boyz No Featurez

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We tried to record an episode of Regular Features but forgot the most important ingredient – FEATURES!

It’s not suitable for public consumption and should only be listened to by our favourite people in the world so keep this under your fuckin’ hats, alright?

398: Juicy Susan’s Big Bruisin’ Hoochie Mama Singalong

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Live show! 8pm BST, June 13th on our YouTube channel.

We weren’t here for you last week, so have a luxurious king size episode on us. Lay down on it baby, roll around, grind your muddy shoes into the sheets and just soak it all up at your own pace. 58 minutes, hoo-whee, that’s long enough to make whoever edited it wonder if they left a big chunk of something in there that they shouldn’t have.

Gav’s mam’s got WhatsApp quibbles, Steve’s left glute’s got muscle troubles, and Joe’s ears have got podcast bubbles. It’s Regular Features, ahaaaa. Kept you waiting, huh?

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397: Snooker Loopy

Pot the reds then screw back for a brand new episode of the hippest podcast on the baize. It’s Regular Features, you filthy little pocket botherers, and this week we’ve gone simply loopers for the ol’ spoopers. The snockets, the cue stew, the hot pink smackers. It’s SNOOKER baby, and that’s all she wrote.

Log’s got a side-gig writing for right-wing journals. Joe is doing the snooker thing I just mentioned. And Steve’s been watching too much RuPaul to do anything else of note.